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    Fangirl Pride Chain Letter To Save Creepy Pasta

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    Fangirl Pride Chain Letter To Save Creepy Pasta

    Post by Ocean Elf on Sat Jul 01, 2017 10:52 pm

    "Save The Creepy Pastas!" Fangirl Pride Chain Letter



    *Grimace* Ugh!

    This chain was reposted on 1996billiejean.deviantart.com
    creepypasta-ticci.deviantart.com and likely many more.

    It is so ree-creep-diculous that it defies description.

    This thing is going down, hard!

    * * *

    Creepy Fanbrat: Who here still believes in Creepypasta . . .

    Ocean Elf: 'Believe in' - what - the heck? You actually asked this? *winces and shakes head* What is this world coming to?

    I stopped believing in such things back in elementary school. It was this belief in creepypasta that some cold-blooded fangirls used as an excuse to cause some very real bodily harm and a racist couple to kill.

    If you literally believe in creepypasta and you're past the age of 10, get professional help before you hurt yourself or someone else.

    If you meant 'like' or even 'treasure' or 'cherish' I don't do any of that concerning creepy pasta, but if I did, I still wouldn't literally believe in it.

    Creepy Fanbrat: They're fading away . . .

    Ocean Elf: One can only wish! But unfortunately they are not. If anything, the net is swamped just as much as ever, probably even more, with pasta-love.

    Jeff: Help, we're fading away!

    Ocean Elf: *Scowl* I wish you would, into the very depths of oblivion! Much as I'd like to punch your lights out, I know that would be no big deal for you. I have something else in mind, though. *Baleful glance at Jeff*

    Slenderman: Those girls are giving us a bad name.

    Ocean Elf: *Disgusted glare* Oh, as if you would actually give a demn. Given your character, you'd be pleased as punch at all the swooning fangirls and any violence they'd commit for you. Don't pretend you suddenly grew a conscience. Not even as a ploy to dodge well-deserved flak. *Presses remote to activate cyber weapon to pistol-whip Slender Man*

    Besides their own fault, whose else is it? Slender Man's for being such a disgusting rat basilisk, and so many internet trolls and jokers who ran with his stupid annoying *cough* mythos making believe he was real. The fangirls had to be off their chump to start with to idolize this creep, but they had plenty of help to go wrong when the internet treated this sick fandom as something normal and some people just didn't get the joke.

    Masky: Yeah, I-I still have s-some ch-cheesecake . . .

    Ocean Elf: Oh, so that's where this stupid cheesecake thing comes in. *Rolling eyes* Well here's a cheesecake to your face. *Shoves cheesecake into Masky's face, making a real mess of him* There, take that, cheese-head!

    Hoodie: P-Please H-Help U-Us . . .

    Ocean Elf: help you…To die? Gladly!

    Toby: Please d-don't forget u-us . . . *Twitch*

    Ocean Elf: Oh, shut it! Remembered, forgotten, you're a failure either way.

    Eyeless Jack: Please . . . Think about Sally.

    Ocean Elf: *Sneer as if you care about anyone but yourself…

    And Eyeless Jack here is your demise.

    Trying to find Sally's story, I came across it on Youtube.

    Before I give my thoughts on the story, you readers out there are probably going to have your socks shocked right off by what I'm going to say next, because I don't often show my softer, gentler, nice side on here, especially where creepy pasta characters are concerned, because they get way too much adoration and submissiveness from fans and there's nothing redeeming in their personalities to deserve that. Yes, believe it or not, there actually is a gentler side to me, but it's hidden beneath my sass, but without it, I would be indifferent and this site wouldn't even exist.

    So I'm interrupting this smash to dole out some compliments.

    I'd like to mention a few things in favour of this Youtuber. I've watched a couple of videos from his channel and despite them being creepy pasta readings, they are very impressive. He's got a great voice, he really knows how to narrate a story well, he gives credit to the people the background sounds and music come from along with links, and his video editing is great. I wish I could present videos with mixing and editing that could even come close. In short, this guy comes as close as anyone can to making a creepy pasta look like a masterpiece. I would recommend him as a reader/narrator for any story, above and beyond creepy pasta.

    Now, about the Sally story. *Scowl* Rage-inducing story about nauseatingly disgusting incestuous and murderous Uncle Johnny who turned 8-year-old Sally into a dealive kid, and her mother refused to believe there was abuse going on until it was too late. Though she doesn't threaten to kill anyone for refusing to spread a chain letter, she just cries and then says "Play with me" and she's covered in blood.

    Sally: Please, Miss or Mister! I don't want to be forgotten . . .

    Ocean Elf: It's Miss, in my case.

    It's also not the end of the world if some total stranger forgets you since they never knew you to begin with.

    But don't worry, Sally. You are not forgotten. You will also not be allowed to get into trouble.

    Laughing Jack: Please, *Sobs* I'm not laughing now . . . *Sobs*.

    Ocean Elf: Good! *Glower* You loathsome sack of vileness! *Punches Laughing Jack in the face then dropkicks him*

    Jane: Remember us, . . . please?

    Ocean Elf: Both of you Janes? You're sure you want me to do that, Janey? *Withering glare, spits at Jane Richardson* As for you, Jane Arkensaw, you better not turn out to be as vile as Jane Richardson or you really wouldn't want me remembering you.

    Ben: I still have to beat Dead Rising 3, Titan Fall! I won't beat it without you! D:

    Ocean Elf: You wouldn't beat it with me either, and I couldn't care less about your stupid games.

    Zalgo: I promise that I won't kill you in your sleep if you repost this . . .

    Ocean Elf: *Scowl* Cram it down your throat, you stupid comic-corruption meme!

    The Rake: I won't kill you, either.

    Ocean Elf: Well, well, well, where wonders never cease! A pasta idiot actually said something right. Rakey boy isn't going to kill me - or anyone else in the real world for that matter. No ifs, ands, or buts.

    Creepy Fanbrat: Please Repost This.

    Ocean Elf: For the purpose of smashing it all to heck, sure, otherwise, no.

    Creepy Fanbrat: Because of the twelve year old girls almost killing their friend because of Slenderman, they have given the Creepypastas a bad a name.

    Ocean Elf: Oh cry me an ocean over it. You're obviously more worried over the creepypastas than you are concerned for the people who have been harmed by its nutty fans. Something like this was eventually bound to happen, I'm just surprised it took as long as it did and hope there will be no more repeat performances. Yes, it finally called attention to the terrible depths some fandoms have sunk and what happens when people just let it all ride.

    Creepy Fanbrat: Every five seconds, a Creepypasta fan turns against Creepypastas.

    Ocean Elf: Bull crap. If that was the case, the fan base would be shrinking at an exhilarating rate and it would be clearly evident on the internet. If anything, creepypasta fandoms are only getting bigger, with very little opposition/backlash. You have to search very hard to find anything but love for creepypasta.

    Creepy Fanbrat: Please.

    Ocean Elf: Shut up already!

    Creepy Fanbrat: Think about Sally.

    Ocean Elf: I didn't buy that line from piffling Eyeless Jack and I'm not buying it from you either.

    Creepy Fanbrat: Repost this with hashtag, #weloveyoucreepypasta .

    Ocean Elf: N

    O

    NO!

    Creepy Fanbrat: ~Repost

    Ocean Elf: Am I writing too fast? I said - NO!

    Creepy Fanbrat: In honor of BEN, name all your gaming files as his name.

    Ocean Elf: No. I wouldn't muck up any good games by doing that.

    Creepy Fanbrat: In honor of Jeff, always smile no matter what happens.

    Ocean Elf: Take your own cheesy suggestion, apply it to yourself, and stick it where the sun don't shine. My smiles are real, not stupid do-it-yourself face-hack jobs. Jeff is dishonourable.

    Creepy Fanbrat: In honor of Slenderman, remember that everything is not what it seems.

    Ocean Elf: You're reading way too much into this Slender Man crap. When it comes to the dishonourable Slender Man,the closest you can really get to that statement is that to some fools, he seems real, but to anyone with common sense and has done a little research, he is a rotten torturing terrorizing killer character that was loosed on the net as part of a photoshop contest on Somethingawful in 2009. A bunch of people just ran with it and Slender Man became a giant obnoxious meme.

    Creepy Fanbrat: In honor of Masky and Hoodie, be nice to the shy kids.

    Ocean Elf: Masky and Hoody can eat toxic waste. I've always been nice to the shy kids because that's how I am. If I'm not nice to somebody, it's generally because they've given me a reason not to feel like being nice. So tell all those killer characters to be nice to the shy kids. Heck, just try telling them to be nice. Not that they would listen or anything.

    Creepy Fanbrat: In honor of LJ, take nothing serious and laugh alot.

    Ocean Elf: LJ meaning the dishonourable Laughing Jack *Glower* You no doubt read how badly it turned out for his victims when he laughed his way through spilling their guts and dismembering them when they were still alive and barely kicking.

    so, should people just keep smiling like Jeff and keep not taking anything seriously like Jack when twelve-year-old girls go bonkers and nearly kill their friend or family member?

    Creepy Fanbrat: In honor of EJ, be yourself, no matter how strange you are.

    Ocean Elf: EJ meaning the dishonourable Eyeless Jack, there wasn't much to that revolting kidney-stealing scuzbag, who also got his kicks terrorizing and gutting people.

    And being myself no matter what - are you really sure you want me doing that? Your Hallmarkesque statement also doesn't take into consideration that being true to oneself also applies to people who detest creepypasta characters, memes, and their fandoms.

    Creepy Fanbrat: In honor of Dark Link, embrace your dark side.

    Ocean Elf: To heck with that Zelda game character.

    Creepy Fanbrat: In honor of Jane, fight for whats right.

    Ocean Elf: What - the - FREAKIN - !?!? Dishonorable Jane Richardson is all wrong from beginning to end!

    Jane Arkensaw is also rather messed up.

    Creepy Fanbrat: In honor of Sally, remember that you never grow up and you always have a child inside.

    Ocean Elf: Being young at heart is one thing, glorifying immaturity is another. Sally's story really sucked. Who actually idealizes getting molested and killed at 8 as some kind of child-like forever innocence? That's just farked up.

    Creepy Fanbrat: In honor of Toby, always love your family members.

    Ocean Elf: Who needs a patricidal maniac who then goes and spills some innocent teen's guts to teach them to love their family? Not that Ticci's father was a good man, he stunk to the sky as well, but, Ticci Toby, really? He's no better than the others.

    Here's why.

    1. How can he have empathy over the rest of his family's suffering at the hands of the father if he can't register physical pain? That doesn't make sense.

    2. He runs away and joins up with Slender Man.

    3. In another story, he stabs a teenager in the stomach for no reason.

    Put it this way, Ticci is one screwed up character.

    I've got a character whose name is also Toby, and he is not only more loving than Ticci, he's compassionate and smart enough to not go around killing people to please a loser like slender Man or kissing his extendable toes.

    Creepy Fanbrat: In honor of Dr. Smiley, always help friends find happiness and freedom.

    Ocean Elf: *Facepalm* Gah, will you never shut up?

    If you can understand what's being said, here's the Youtube on Dr. Smiley.

    From what I was able to find on the nod-so-good Dr. Smiley, he has this Gary Stu smile that disarms people until he drags them to his operating room where he cuts them open and up while they are alive, awake, and kicking, and they eventually die on his operating table. *Glower* So much for Dr. Smiley actually helping anyone to find anything but fear, agony and death. Gosh, that must mean absolute bliss to a creepypasta fangirl.

    Creepy Fanbrat: Normal girls want to marry Princes, we want to marry Killers.

    Ocean Elf: Well you've pretty much nailed it right there, you are not normal. And not in a way you should be proud of either. *Scowl*

    You know what? I'm not normal either, by your own definition, I don't want to marry, period. Not saying it will never ever happen, but it's just not one of my goals in life.

    Creepy Fanbrat: Normal girls play Dress up,

    Ocean Elf: On Halloween, sure.

    Creepy Fanbrat: we Cosplay.

    Ocean Elf: *Rolling eyes* On any other day besides Halloween, you're proud of going around making a spectacle of yourself. If you were more grown up and contented with your own identity you probably wouldn't be so attracted to this activity.

    Again, I'm not your idea of a normal girl. I just don't have the time or want to put the effort into getting a costume for Halloween if I'm likely to be the only one dressed up. And I refuse to go to cosplay conventions during the rest of the year. You may think it's cool, I think it's tacky, childish, and rather attention-seeking, embarrassing. I've witnessed reactions from normal people toward those in outlandish getups on other days besides Halloween. Disbelief, derision, "I wouldn't be seen dead in that." "What is he trying to be?" "Who does she think she's impressing?" "Some people will do anything to be noticed."

    no, not the sort of reactions I care to get from people.

    Oh, I'm sure that there are respectable people who like to do the odd cosplay, but are still respectable because they're not crazy over pasta creeps or obnoxiously crushing/obsessive over anime and vampire/werewolf/wizard/any fictitious characters.

    It's just that, cosplay really isn't my thing.

    Having said all that, the cosplay is the least of it when it comes to problems with the likes of you.

    Creepy Fanbrat: Normal girls eat Ice .cream when depressed,

    Ocean Elf: Heck, I eat it when I'm very happy as well.

    Creepy Fanbrat: we eat Cheesecake

    Ocean Elf: *Rolling eyes* Because you like whatever food some stupid character you fangirl over likes. In this case, Masky.

    There's a story I wrote for a friend who was a Jack Sisco fan at the time. And she even thought it was funny because she was sick of the otaku idiotics. In my story, fangirls, well, you'd have to read it to find out.

    Creepy Fanbrat: Normal girls wouldn't ever Go into the woods at night, we go searching for Slender man.

    Ocean Elf: *Scowl* And then some of you consider and actually go through with knifing your friends or parents to please your beloved fictitious idol.

    Look, I'd sooner go into the woods to study wildlife than go walking at night in a big city, as long as it isn't a wood where bears and cougars frequent. And no, Slender Man isn't what I'd go searching for, since unlike you, I know he is not real and not cool.

    Creepy Fanbrat: Normal girls freak out over a broken nail,

    Ocean Elf: That would be ditzy vain girls, not normal girls. I don't freak out over broken nails, I do something about them.

    Creepy Fanbrat: we freak out over a broken knife.

    Ocean Elf: *Scowl* of course you do, because human life means nothing to you. You live for causing terror and pain. You are disgusting!

    Creepy Fanbrat: Normal girls wear Bows, we wear Beanies.

    Ocean Elf: Whatevs - I wear neither. But you probably decide to wear something because some stupid character you like wears it.

    Creepy Fanbrat: Normal girls say weird, we say cool.

    Ocean Elf: Ahem! I use both expressions, but the difference is I call real weirdness weird, and what's really cool, cool. Nope, Slender Man is not cool, and you are not just weird, you are the worst sort of fangirls, not just obnoxious, but utterly revolting. Creepy pastas aren't weird or cool, they stink-suck!

    Creepy Fanbrat: Normal girls ask why did you do that?,

    Ocean Elf: Do what? Try to kill someone? Yeah, any normal person would want to know what ailed you.

    Creepy Fanbrat: we say you shouldn't have done that.

    Ocean Elf: *Scowl* The stupid Ben Drowned thing. I'm not impressed.

    I had a fangirl friend when I was your age, but she was a fan of things that made a lot more sense, TV shows, actors, various characters, singing groups, and she had lines from her favourite shows or songs that she kept requoting in response to pretty much anything a person could say to her. It drove me up the wall.

    Thought you were being so cool and clever by spouting a stupid pasta catchphrase? Fangirls have been giving their favourite songs/shows etc. the same treatment forever. Kinda hate to break it to you, but you're not changing the game here.

    Creepy Fanbrat: Normal girls say go to hell,

    Ocean Elf: Erm, a lot of people use that expression. I don't.

    Creepy Fanbrat: we say GO.TO.SLEEP.

    Ocean Elf: And I say blow it out your ear. Jeff The Killer sucks and so does your worship of that foul character and his badly-written Gary Stu story about being bullied.

    According to the one who actually originated Jeff, that whole mess with Randy and his toadies wasn't what made Jeff's face disfigured.

    Wanna know how it happened?

    Jeff got the brilliant idea to clean the tub with some kind of acid, tripped up, spilled it, and that's how his face got eaten off.

    Creepy Fanbrat: Normal girls say Link, we say BEN Drowned.

    Ocean Elf: Yeah, don't expect anybody to know what the heck you're talking about then when you talk about a "chain-Ben drowned fence." You already covered that sucky pasta somewhere above anyway. It's really not so impressive, just another stupid little haunted game story.

    Creepy Fanbrat: Normal girls think Jeff is ugly,

    Ocean Elf: Because he is. All by his own choice. But of course, you stinking brats think he's like super smexy. *Scowl*

    Creepy Fanbrat: we think he is Beautiful.

    Ocean Elf: Of course you do, he thinks he's beautiful too. *Rolling eyes* There's nothing beautiful about any of this, at all! C'mon, he gutted his own parents and countless other people. he's the worst kind of ugly. And you think that's beautiful, you're utterly sick.

    Creepy Fanbrat: Normal girls say Cannibal, we say Eyeless Jack.

    Ocean Elf: Same diff, but for that just because Eyeless Jack is a cannibal doesn't mean every cannibal is called eyeless Jack.

    Want to see how despised Eyeless Jack is around here?

    The Smash.

    Eyeless Jack's demise, up close and personal at the end of the lame quizzes.

    Creepy Fanbrat: Normal girls say go die in a hole, we say you've met with terrible fate.

    Ocean Elf: Look, chick, I get it already, you're a pathetic fangirl for Ben Drowned. Now go put a boot in it!

    Creepy Fanbrat: Normal girls fan girl over band boys,

    Ocean Elf: The term is boy bands. And you're talking about what's normal for fangirls, not for girls in general. And yes, it has already been well established that even among pathetic fangirls, you aren't normal, and not in a good way…

    Creepy Fanbrat: we fan girl Psycho Killers

    Ocean Elf: *Scowl* Which is why you are beyond just annoying and immature, you have gone into the realm of sicko creepy, repulsive!

    Creepy Fanbrat: ~Reposted~

    Ocean Elf: No kidding…

    Creepy Fanbrat: Repost if you love Creepypasta

    Ocean Elf: No, this is being exposed for the disgusting tripe it is and how far gone fandoms have sunk.

    Creepy Fanbrat: put this on your profile if you're a true fan girl. (*cough* or fan boy. ^^'' )

    Ocean Elf: Well, I'm nothing of the sort. if I was, I would gladly blast it all over my social network profiles along with those ^^'' and other obnoxious otaku smilies, because I'd actually be stupid enough to believe in or at least like chain letters.

    Creepy Fanbrat: Apparently there have been 2 stabbings surrounding Creepypasta's!!

    Ocean Elf: No apparently about it, there have been three stabbings and three deaths. Two deranged Slender fangirls committed attempted murder against their "friend, another whackadoo stabbed her own mother, and a wonky racist couple killed some of officers and a bystander in the name of Slender Man.

    Creepy Fanbrat: If you repost this on your page,

    Ocean Elf: I would be making my page look like any other pasta fan's and I would be giving people the wrong impression of me as I'm not a fan.

    Not gonna happen.

    Creepy Fanbrat: it shows how much people care about Creepypasta's!!

    Ocean Elf: Right, because the human lives being devastated by crazed fans aren't worth showing all that much caring about. *Rolling eyes* Gotta care about and protect the supposedly sacred creepy pastas to keep the world from ending or something! *Sneer*

    Creepy Fanbrat: And even if you like them,

    Ocean Elf: Not at all… What they need is a lot less love and a good deal more of something they never get, and that's why we're here.

    Creepy Fanbrat: you wouldn't hurt anybody in your life!! p(unless you were attacked)

    Ocean Elf: No duh!

    Creepy Fanbrat: please don't get CreepyPastas banned from the U.S...

    Ocean Elf: Oh, FCOL, man! There are people getting killed by racists, but not even racism is banned in the US, trolls are always spouting racist comments on the net without any consequences. So cool your freaking jets already! Sheesh, one word not in favour of creepy pastas with some real situations to back up why that opposition and you're screaming like a stuck pig, all paranoid over nothing. Creepy pastas are in absolutely no danger of getting banned, any more than other tripe like Twilight or The Hunger Games!

    Creepy Fanbrat: If this keeps up! They will ban Creepypasta's from all 7 contents in the earth!!

    Ocean Elf: Which, for some reason, you think would be a bad thing. *Rolling eyes* Yeah, if it keeps up and more people die at the hands of unhinged creepy pasta fans who are infatuated with horribly sadistic characters, then given the choice between saving human life and saving creepy pasta, well, it should be a no-brainer… You're screaming bloody murder over a perceived remote possibility of a world-wide creepypasta ban and you just barely mention in passing what really happened to people as a result of some seriously mucked up fans of your favourite genre. You're not exactly dripping with concern over the survivors of these attacks or offering condolences and prayers for their families and for those who lost loved ones to this insanity.

    Oh, one more thing, the earth has 'continents' not just 'contents.'

    Creepy Fanbrat: ~ spread the word

    Ocean Elf: Hah, right. "Hear ye, here ye! We must save our precious creepy pasta! And the way to do that is by spreading another chain letter!"

    ROTFLOL!

    Creepy Fanbrat: ~Reposted~

    Ocean Elf: It's like I keep saying, fangirls and chain letters go so well together. Only this time it's a chain letter about fangirls who adore other chain letters AKA creepy pastas and the disgusting characters being churned out by that particular genre.

    Over and out.


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