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    5ever Meme

    Post by Ocean Elf on Sun Jun 18, 2017 8:06 pm

    5ever



    Oh, boy, this one is somewhat short and very, very stupid.

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    Meme: gurl was walkin2 skewl

    Ocean Elf: Ugh! Just what the heck? Apparently you're the one who needs to go to school, not skewl. And it really doesn't look cooler spelling 'girl' 'gurl.

    Meme: wit her bf

    Ocean Elf: Ugh! 'wit' is something you lack. Would it have killed you to ad the 'h' and write the proper word there?

    Meme: n they were crossin da rode.

    Ocean Elf: Urgh! It's 'road'. 'rode' is a word, but it is the past tense of 'ride'.

    Meme: she sed

    Ocean Elf: Ack! 'sed' is not applicable here. The word is 'said'.

    Meme: "bbz will u luv me 4evr"

    Ocean Elf: Urgh! This leet-speak is killing me. And what the heck is with the "biz" He's actually buzzing her before saying something? Or is it she who's speaking? I'm really not clear on that.

    Meme: he said "NO.."

    Ocean Elf: Well if these two are still in school, - excuse me - 'skewl' they're too young to totally plan out their whole lives anyway.

    ...

    Meme: da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.

    Ocean Elf: Huh? Before the 'green man' what green man? And it's 'sign' for goodness sake, not 'sine'. Gah!

    Meme: boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.

    Ocean Elf: Hold up. You didn't even say she was actually killed. All she did was dart out into the road when it wasn't safe. That doesn't mean she automatically got killed. It means she could have been, but not that she arbitrarily was.

    Meme: she was ded.

    Ocean Elf: Again, would it have killed you to write it properly and put that 'a' in the word 'dead'?

    Meme: he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..."

    Ocean Elf: Aaaaaaaaagh! It's 'meant'. It's 'say'. And, 'five-ever'? Really? Aaaaaaagh! Just, ack! It burns! Nobody would say something that flippant and STUPID if they actually loved someone and were asked about it. Wit/cute attempt fail!

    Meme: (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)

    Ocean Elf: No. That means he/you are stupid. There is nothing more than forever. Five-ever is just plain dumb.

    Meme: xxx~*...LIKE DIS IF U CRY EVRY TIME...~*xxx

    Ocean Elf: No like here. No tears either. Just a fit of eye-rolling and facepalming.


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